7 Bizarrely Named Towns In Missouri

Wedged between the Midwest and the South, Missouri is well-known for its attractive Ozark hills, its bustling cities like Kansas City and St. Louis, as well as its extensive river systems, including the mighty Mississippi and Missouri Rivers. But there’s a lesser-known side to the “Show-Me State” that deserves some attention: it just so happens to be home to some of the most bizarrely named small towns in the United States. Yet despite having baffling names, these small towns are definitely worth checking out. From places named after unique historical figures and animals to local landmarks, these quirky communities also prove that Missouri’s first settlers may have had a slightly mischievous sense of humor. Let's visit these seven bizarrely named towns in Missouri.

Tightwad

A speck on the map in Henry County with a population of just 79 residents, tiny Tightwad boasts one of the most photographed town signs in Missouri. How did it come by such an unusual a name? Legend has it that it a local postmaster, frustrated after being charged an extra 50 cents for a watermelon, called the shopkeeper a “tightwad,” a reference to his being stingy. The moniker stuck, and now graces such landmarks as the Tightwad Bank, a favorite stop for road-trippers seeking quirky photo-ops. Tightwad is also worth visiting for its proximity to nearby attractions, including Harry S Truman State Park, which is just 10 miles away; it's a popular spot to fish for largemouth bass, and there are plentiful hiking and boating opportunities.

Peculiar

While perhaps a little less imaginative a name than Tightwad, the small town of Peculiar has an interesting back story. This odd title dates back to 1868 when the shortlist of potential names submitted for the as-yet unnamed town’s post office were rejected by authorities as they’d already been used locally. In exasperation, the local postmaster reportedly said he didn’t care what they called it, so long as it was something “peculiar.” And that’s exactly what they got. In addition to the town’s sign, other distinguishing features include The Peculiar Winery on the outskirts of town, a favorite for travelers interested in taking a fun souvenir home with them. Peculiar’s Old Town district is also fun to explore, while the town also hosts events like the Peculiar Tailgate festival with live music and barbecues.

Knob Noster

While a name that might at first sound a little, uh, “naughty,” Knob Noster owes its title to two local topographical features, prominent “knobs” (or hills) in the otherwise flat surroundings. As for the word “noster,” it’s believed to be derived from Latin meaning “our,” suggesting locals were referred to the area as “our hills” in reference to its most notable landmarks. The adjacent Knob Noster State Park is a great place to get back to nature and span s over 3,000 acres of forested trails, fishing lakes, and campsites. It's especially popular with wildlife enthusiasts for its white-tailed deer and wild turkeys.

Another big draw is the Whiteman Air Force Base, home to the B-2 Spirit stealth bomber and the annual Wings Over Whiteman air show in early summer. Also fun is the Knob Noster Fair, a community event that celebrates the town’s heritage with a parade, live music, and a chance to connect with locals.

Humansville

While it might sound like a tongue-in-cheek statement about the folks who live there, Humansville was actually named in honor of an early settler named James Human in the mid-19th century. It became a modest trade hub for farmers and merchants in the region and today is best-known for the Humansville Fall Festival. Held in late October, it features homemade cider presses, wagon rides, and local craft vendors selling everything from crocheted blankets to honey products. The event also hosts a storytelling circle featuring tales of local legends, a nod to the area’s rich oral traditions. Other things to see here include Humansville City Park, a peaceful setting for a stroll complete with a small pond frequented by ducks and geese. Also within driving distance is Pomme de Terre Lake, a favorite among anglers looking catch some bass and crappie in the warmer months.

Climax Springs

Originating in the late 19th century, Climax Springs was established around a natural spring believed to have restorative properties. It’s somewhat grandiose name supposedly derives from the excitement felt by its discoverers after looking so hard for the waters’ source. Although a village of under 130 residents, it retains a certain intrigue among travelers who enjoy a little “quirky” now and then.

For outdoor adventures, head to nearby Lake of the Ozarks. A 20-minute drive, it’s a great spot for boating, fishing, and even lakefront cabin getaways, especially during late spring and early autumn. For those interested in the area’s history, including how Climax Springs got its unique name, the Camden County Museum in nearby Linn Creek offers exhibits detailing the rise and fall of various small towns in the region, including this unusually named one.

Cooter

Cooter’s origin story is a subject of much local debate. While some attribute the name to the “cooter” turtle found in regional waterways, the more likely explanation is that it’s a misspelling of the family name of a group of early settlers from French Canada: “Coutre.” Whatever the case, the name itself certainly draws attention for a slang term that we won’t get into here (you can always look it up!), with day trippers visiting to grab a selfie standing next to the town sign. Though small, Cooter celebrates its unique heritage through community events like the Cooter Fall Festival complete with local fried catfish, pie-baking competitions, and a tractor parade. The event also includes historical displays of the agricultural equipment used by the town’s first farmers.

Licking

Despite what you might be thinking, Licking owes its unusual name to a natural salt lick in the area where wildlife once gathered. Established in the early 1800s, Licking began as a trading post catering to fur trappers and pioneers and is now a popular tourist spot thanks to its proximity to Montauk State Park. Known for its abundant trout fishing at the headwaters of the Current River, the park is also a great spot for hiking and picnics. Another draw is the Licking Mill, a 19th-century structure that once played a vital role in the community.

A fun time to visit is during the popular Licking Rodeo, a spring event that kicks off with calf roping, barrel racing, and a lively parade celebrating the town’s ranching heritage. During cooler months, Christmas in Licking draws crowds for tree-lighting ceremonies and a holiday craft market. For a dose of local history, the Texas County Museum of Art & History features artifacts from early settlers, including antique textiles and tools, along with rotating art exhibits from regional painters.

If you can jot down the names of Tightwad, Peculiar, Knob Noster, Humansville, Climax Springs, Cooter, and Licking without smiling, you’ll probably not want to visit these wonderfully named small towns in Missouri. Sure, while their quirky names initially grab the attention, there’s more to each of these communities than you first might think. So, take the time to pay a visit to these seven bizarrely named towns in Missouri, snap some photos, chat with the locals, and absorb a little frontier spirit. You’ll definitely leave with a smile on your face.